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[snakesonanin]

LINE UP, KIDDIES! IT'S TIME FOR YOUR JUDGMENT DAY!

I know what this time of year means to you kids. It's the time when all you little brats try to do last-minute good deeds to make it on the fat man's "Nice List," huh? Well screw you all, 'cause MITARASHI ANKO IS TAKING OVER THIS YEAR!

So, are you naughty or nice? I'll decide that, thank you very

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[gottabendemall]

Taking over for what?

[snakesonanin]

Colonel Santa, a drunk fat man who brings presents and fried chicken to good little boys and girls.

...by the way. NAUGHTY!

[FLINGS A POTTED POINTSETTIA AT YOU]

[gottabendemall]

Why do kids look forward to-

Whaugh! *twirls to freedom away from the flower*

[snakesonanin]

You're not allowed to dodge!

[gottabendemall]

B-but you threw things at me!

[snakesonanin]

And I'll keep throwing things until you take it like a man!

[gottabendemall]

But why?

[snakesonanin]

It's the rules of Christmas!

[gottabendemall]

The rule of what?

[snakesonanin]

Christmas!