[return of the revenge of the son of mistletoe]

[iluvpussy]

[there is a tree flowering with what MIGHT APPEAR to be so cute bunches of berries and flowers and awwww. But if you take a closer look at the plant-- well you won't have much of a chance to, because you'll find yourself getting closer to the nearest person, instead. And look, it's breeding! Isn't that adorable

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[lets669ing]

* huh. Just a mistletoe. *

[letshilbertluv]

Chairman Kukai.

[lets669ing]

Good day, KOS-MOS.

[letshilbertluv]

[Points to the mistletoe]

It is a rapidly producing unidentified species. I advise caution.

[lets669ing]

It does seem to be developing at an unusual rate.

* stepping cautiously closer. *

[letshilbertluv]

It is also a unique species.

[Closing the distance]

[lets669ing]

Indigenous to camp, perhaps?

* just looking past your shoulder at the mistletoe, really. *

[letshilbertluv]

[And i'm just spinning and treeing you]

[letshilbertluv]

[URTV raep, it's good for everything

ie chastely kissing]

[lets669ing]

KOS-MOS, you--!

* tree'd *

[lets669ing]

* ...oh damn it all, let's make the most of this. *

[letshilbertluv]

[Mutual rape, we can do that.]

[lets669ing]

* do deathbots taste like electric sheep? *

[letshilbertluv]

[Robots taste like violence.

Releasing, and stepping back]

My apologies, Chairman Kukai.

[lets669ing]

* I think some splinters got through my clothing. Shaking his head a little to steady himself. *

...No, it's alright. Was that related to the mistletoe?

[letshilbertluv]

I believe the mistletoe results in forced intimacy. It would explain my earlier encounter and my actions just now.