[return of the revenge of the son of mistletoe]

[iluvpussy]

[there is a tree flowering with what MIGHT APPEAR to be so cute bunches of berries and flowers and awwww. But if you take a closer look at the plant-- well you won't have much of a chance to, because you'll find yourself getting closer to the nearest person, instead. And look, it's breeding! Isn't that adorable

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[letshilbertluv]

[Is analysing the weird multiplying plant]

[kafukaesque]

Kosmos-chan! Hello!

[letshilbertluv]

Hello.

[kafukaesque]

Are you admiring the mistletoe?

[letshilbertluv]

I am analysing the mistletoe.

[kafukaesque]

Do you know about it?

[letshilbertluv]

[Totally drifting closer]

Mistletoes are parasitic plants in the order Santalales, Kingdom Plantae.

[kafukaesque]

But they also are symbolic of love!

*IN UR BASE ALREADY*

[letshilbertluv]

How is a parasitic plant a symbol of love?

[You know, we're probably the same height]

[kafukaesque]

It's tradition to kiss under the mistletoe! Like this?

*LESBIAN FANSERVICE. MY SERIES IS REAL GOOD AT IT. HAVE SUM LIPS*

[letshilbertluv]

[Lesbian fanservice, we like it! Have some chaste return kissing!]

[kafukaesque]

*pulls back*

And that's the REAL meaning of mistletoe!

[letshilbertluv]

The 'real' meaning of mistletoe is sudden molestation?

[kafukaesque]

Yes!

[letshilbertluv]

Acknowledged.

[kafukaesque]

Good luck!