[return of the revenge of the son of mistletoe]

[iluvpussy]

[there is a tree flowering with what MIGHT APPEAR to be so cute bunches of berries and flowers and awwww. But if you take a closer look at the plant-- well you won't have much of a chance to, because you'll find yourself getting closer to the nearest person, instead. And look, it's breeding! Isn't that adorable

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[aneye4aneye]

[TOTALLY UNSUSPECTING GUYZ]

[lets669ing]

* may be kneeling by to a sprig near you and examining it curiously :|b *

[aneye4aneye]

...? What is that?

[lets669ing]

Mistletoe; a traditional part of the Christmas celebration. Are you familiar with it?

[aneye4aneye]

No, not really.

[lets669ing]

Ahh. Sprigs of it are normally used for household decoration at this time of year.

[aneye4aneye]

They are pretty.

[m-moving closer for a look]

[lets669ing]

* ...is that some baaaaabydragon on your head? Turning his head for a better look. *

Its berries are remarkably vibrant.

[aneye4aneye]

[yes, yes it is. Also looking up at the mistletoe also over your shoulder to inspect.]

They're very red.

[lets669ing]

Almost artificial in appearance.

* ...w-what is this feeling *

[aneye4aneye]

Do you think they're fake?

[moving closer]

[lets669ing]

No, a thick layer of wax merely presents that appearance.

...

* strange thoughts indeed. *

[aneye4aneye]

I didn't think o--

[sudden kiss?!]

[lets669ing]

* --what is it with kids trying this today. :///// *

[aneye4aneye]

[well we don't exactly mean to!! Also breaking off asap]

I-- what--

E-excuse me!!

[lets669ing]

* this is entrapment, damn it. ...immediately stepping back a few paces. *

My-- apologies. ...I assume that wasn't deliberate.