[OUTSIDE THE MESS HALL]
Attention, campers and counselors! While I’ve been told that everyone has been here for a dreadfully long time, and there’s a bit of a mystery as to whether or not you have a mystery, please, have faith that things will improve! By working together, listening to the director, and remembering to keep our hands and brains inside the cabin while the zombies are in motion, we can set off on the adventure of a lifetime -- an adventure filled with laughter, song, and exciting curves!
Camp Fuck You Die, are you with me?
Camp Fuck You Die, are you with me?