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[maryhadalilgun]

It seems, once again, that new people are arriving here. In the interest of basic human decency, and also a slight vested interest in not having to hear each an every newbie bitch an moan as they figure this out themselves, here is your official Welcome-to-camp. Accept it gracefully, it comes from someone who's been here far longer than she would

Comments

[emogothninja]

This would have been reeeally helpful two weeks ago.

[maryhadalilgun]

You're welcome.

[emogothninja]

I never said thank you.

[maryhadalilgun]

My mistake.

[emogothninja]

It happens.

[capthlock_rage]

There should really be a guidebook by now.

[emogothninja]

More like a 'How we Plan on Killing and/or Traumatising You Tomorrow' book.

[capthlock_rage]

As if anything here would ever be that straightforward.

[emogothninja]

At least the zombies are predictable.

...Ugh, I'm talking like I've gotten used to them.

[capthlock_rage]

It could be worse. They could actually be dangerous instead of just... boring.

[emogothninja]

At least danger would give us something to do, but I'm not going anywhere near that giant ocean kumquat.

[capthlock_rage]

I've been warned away from everything about the lake.

[emogothninja]

Yeah, me too, many times.

[emogothninja]

So...

[emogothninja]

Have you heard about this holiday that's happening in a month?

[capthlock_rage]

... Only vaguely. Something about infiltrating chimneys, plants that induce kissing, and egg-based beverages, right?