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[_icallshotgun_]

Okay, CARE BEARS ARE ATTACKING and I am NOT CURRENTLY DUMPED. sounds like the perfect time!

KEIKO! Let's get married RIGHT NOW!

((FLASH SHOUNEN RETARD WEDDING. EVERYONE'S INVITED.))

Comments

[mafiosobold]

Hahi? How romantic~!

[yuugonnaget]

Yes. Romantic. That's exactly the word I would have used.

[mafiosobold]

Are you the bride? Congratulations!

[yuugonnaget]

I-- I suppose I am! Thank you! I think.

[missingdream]

[GASP] I didn't realize you could do that sort of thing here!

[_icallshotgun_]

What, marry? THERE HAVE BEEN WEDDINGS. Shit we need someone to do it!

[missingdream]

Really? It must have been before--

[missingdream]

O-oh, of course! Yes! Should I check the chapel?

[yuugonnaget]

W-what? Are you serious?!

[BITCHSLAPPING SOMEONE'S TREASURED CHILDHOOD MEMORIES, 1 SECOND]

[_icallshotgun_]

[PUNCHING ONE RIGHT IN THE RAINBOW]

Come on, live like you're gonna die tomorrow right?!

[yuugonnaget]

I hope you realize how ironic this is!!

[HITS THE LITTLE HEART-BELLIED ONE WITH A STICK]

[_icallshotgun_]

I REFUSE TO GO DOWN BY CARE BEARS, AND I LOVE YOU AND IF THESE THINGS DO WHAT THEY DID WITH KUWABARA THEN I WANNA BE MARRIED BEFORE IT HAPPENS!

[swornmyoaths]

You better have one niiiice ring with a proposal like that.

[_icallshotgun_]

I have it covered! Planned ahead! IF I THINK HARD ENOUGH ABOUT ZEPPELINS ED WILL APPEAR.

[swornmyoaths]

Yeah, how many carats? And what does a zeppelin have to do with anything?

[_icallshotgun_]

What do carrots have to do with anything?!

[thepiltdownman]

And the winner for the greatest proposal ever is...

[_icallshotgun_]

No way, my other proposals were at LEAST two notches above this!

[thepiltdownman]

Now see, I find it hard to top the whole attacking care bears thing.

[_icallshotgun_]

Like these pussies are any match for us! [CLOBBERS ONE INTO A TREE]