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[thekingsgambit]

[so if you are wandering through camp tonight, you may notice not one but two. two princes! our slightly less flamboyant but still semi-evil one is chilling in a tree looking terribly bored. our other prince is looking somewhat less princely in his fishbowl getup. oh yeah he's also giving a random speech by said tree. hint: the tree is to BEES as

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[durandork]

... you realize you're talking to bees.

[wingsinthedust]

Birds and bees. He obviously need to commune with nature better.

[durandork]

Yeah, because I doubt they understood a word he said.

[wingsinthedust]

Nor do I, but that doesn't stop him from continuing.

[durandork]

You think he's actually gonna attack the hive?

[wingsinthedust]

*flicks his hand like a claw gesture*

He's certainly made many feints to it.

[durandork]

Well, when he gets his ass stung by a group of them, he'll see.

[wingsinthedust]

*he really has no ass, he just has a noddle*

He won't learn until he fails completely.

[durandork]

:: if they sting his ass, it'll swell so he'll kind of have one for a while! ::

This I've gotta see, then.

[wingsinthedust]

By all means, pull up a branch if you can.

[durandork]

I'm going to find the Director instead, so we can attack her once we destroy that bee hive!

[wingsinthedust]

*laughs*

What an unexpected turn.

[durandork]

:: is going to CHARGE INTO THE FOREST LIKE A WINNER, NOW. ::

[thekingsgambit]

I understand the Director has you all tricked into thinking that opposing them is meaningless. But they have weaknesses just as anything else. They can be brought down.

[durandork]

What are you, mad because you got stung or something?

[thekingsgambit]

You have all been stung, even if you're no longer capable of recognizing it. Stung by your inability to have any say in your life here!