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[classprotector]

[If you are wandering around camp tonight, you might encounter one (1) vampire Slayer and one (1) superhero, who are doing their patrol rounds. They are very open to being bothered by things that are not trying to kill them. And also things that are, I guess.]

You'd think camp'd care enough to upgrade zombies for Halloween, but not so much.

((

Comments

[_superdork_]

I swear I saw one with a festive tie the other day.

[classprotector]

Festive for Halloween?

[_superdork_]

It had cartoon pumpkins on it.

[classprotector]

Wow, the zombies are getting classy. Or classier, I guess. Not that that was hard.

[oneofthefive]

*following behind with his nose in a book*

I doubt the zombies themselves pay recognition for the holiday...

[classprotector]

I don't think the zombies understand how time works.

[oneofthefive]

Their sensory perception was probably the first to go. However, somebody is putting costumes on a select group. I think I saw one with a jack-o-lantern replacing its head...

[classprotector]

And I'm voting camp. Camp likes Halloween.

[classprotector]

Hi.

[classprotector]

Patrolling.

[hot4shoes]

I kind of don't want upgraded zombies. The ones we have such enough.

[classprotector]

But I'm getting bored of the same old zombies.

[hot4shoes]

I know they're not really exciting anymore or anything but I don't want to see them trying to get festive. I mean, I have, like, whole parts of my brain that aren't completely traumatised yet.

[classprotector]

Kon says that ship sailed.

[keeleover]

[in the dark no one can see you trip

but it still hurts]

Ow!

[_superdork_]

-- someone there?

[keeleover]

Ah, yes? Hello?

[_superdork_]

Hey. You okay?