What, was couching me not good enough?

[minormajor]

[OUTSIDE (it doesn't matter WHERE outside, just that it is OUTSIDE), there is a doghouse. Vaguely person-sized. You know, enough space to sit up, turn around, and lie down. This is complete with a STAKE in the ground just out front, as well as a leash, which happens to be attached to a collar around Ryoutou's neck

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[shes_my_master]

...Ara?

[minormajor]

YOU!

[shes_my_master]

... *confused maid is confused*

Me?

[minormajor]

You stuck me in that pot!

[shes_my_master]

...Ara! So, camp turned you into a human, did it?

[minormajor]

Camp turned me into a damned STUFFED PUPPY and kept PUTTING ME IN PEOPLES'S SHIRTS.

[shes_my_master]

And now it's got you chained outside?

[minormajor]

No. This is something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

[shes_my_master]

Ara ara.

Is it painful?

[minormajor]

Nope.

And DON'T GET ANY IDEAS.

[shes_my_master]

Ideas? Why, whatever could you mean?

[minormajor]

Cutting me up while I sleep, for one!

[shes_my_master]

How brutal! Human-sashimi is never on this maid's menu.

[minormajor]

GOOD, BECAUSE RYOUTOU KOUSEKI IS A NEVER FOOD.

[shes_my_master]

...Ryoutou Kouseki?

[minormajor]

One of the Six Steeds of Go!