[pumpkin carving!]

[saaaaaaave_me]

*Kurt and Clark have gathered a selection of non-attacking pumpkins, and brought them to the picnic tables outside the Mess Hall. Not only are these pumpkins there for the carving, but you've got the chance to carve you own online. Thanks to Lina for finding the site! Here is a demo.Generally speaking, you want to hollow out your pumpkin first

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[o_sarchasm]

[examining the pumpkins!]

...I call dibs on the big one.

[boomtoday]

[Yeah well someone's going for it first! o/]

[o_sarchasm]

[THIS MIGHT BE A DESPERATE DIVE. AND ALSO AN ELBOW IN YOUR SIDE.]

[boomtoday]

[ALSO DESPERATE DIVE AND GRABBING ONTO YOUR SHIRT]

[o_sarchasm]

[holding onto the pumpkin for dear life and also kind of pushing you to the side with his hip]

I saw it first!

[boomtoday]

[Shove back!]

Did not! Give it here!

[o_sarchasm]

[MORE PUSHING]

No! It's mine!

[boomtoday]

[blowing you up would be bad huh.]

Yeah, well, it's kinda ugly anyway.

[o_sarchasm]

[...just a little!]

No. It's beautiful, and it's mine. Go cope with your crushing defeat over there by the small pumpkins. Big Pumpkin and I shun you.

[boomtoday]

Defeat?! Defeat!? You should be kissing my feet for letting you even touch that giant nasty warty pumpkin!

[o_sarchasm]

[turning the pumpkin away from you]

Don't listen to the crazy lady, Big Pumpkin. I respect your warts. They give you character.

[boomtoday]

CRAZY!? Hey I'm not the one talking to a gourd.

[o_sarchasm]

[IGNORES]

[boomtoday]

Fine, you have fun with Ugly and my petite but still totally cute pumpkin will be over here. Being cute.

[saaaaaaave_me]

You'd better get in there fast then.

[o_sarchasm]

[IS TRYING]