[typed from the hospital basement]

[bad_addict]

hate to be a bother but nobody would happen to have a spare coffin laying around, would they? i'm not a huge fan of them myself but since sitting up makes my stomach put on an impressive gymnastics display i don't think i'll be making it up to the ceiling. oh look i think that backflip just scored a 9.8

Comments

[hot4shoes]

Why would anyone have a spare coffin?

[bad_addict]

figured it wouldn't hurt to ask, especially with everyone bringing out their dead and all.

[hot4shoes]

...Why are people bringing out their dead? Did I sleep through something important?

[bad_addict]

for all i know they actually might not be bringing out their dead. people here aren't always the best at following instructions.

[hot4shoes]

I'm so totally missing something.

[bad_addict]

there's that guy telling folks to bring out their dead. i can hear him from here.

[hot4shoes]

Huh.

[bad_addict]

i take it that you can't

[hot4shoes]

Totally can't.

[bad_addict]

just as long as you watch out for the bunny rabbit i saw near the entrance to the hospital basement. be careful, alright? i don't know if it's staying down here or roaming about.

[hot4shoes]

...seriously?

[bad_addict]

it's a foul, cruel, bad-tempered thing. saw it rip a zombie from limb to limb.

[hot4shoes]

*blink*

[bad_addict]

RUN AWAY

[hot4shoes]

Why?

[bad_addict]

i don't know but for some reason it seemed like the sensible thing to say at the time.

i'm getting the sneaking suspicion that i'm not making much sense.