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[me_not_him]

Um, hi? I've been working on something for a while, and I could use some help.

Basically, I've been trying to find a way to cause a camp virus, so that I have some place to start working on a vaccine. So I think I've mostly got the kinks out of the causing, but I only tried with me and Mr. Nakamura. And that's a pretty small sample size

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[aberdevine]

... viruses?

[me_not_him]

Oh, um. Camp does a lot of kind of weird things. Like turning people into the opposite gender, or making them older or younger or animals...

[aberdevine]

Well, that's special.

[me_not_him]

Yeah. I guess you're new?

[honorsfountain]

That's an interesting approach. Are you a doctor?

[me_not_him]

No, ma'am. I just like chemistry.

[honorsfountain]

That's good. What sort of vaccine are you trying to make?

[me_not_him]

One for bodyswitching.

[imma_eat_yr_bra]

:D?

[me_not_him]

...um.

[imma_eat_yr_bra]

:D :D :D?

[me_not_him]

Do you want to try?

[aquatofana]

While I'm not interested in volunteering myself for your experiment, I am quite curious as to how you created this, ah, artificial virus.

[me_not_him]

I heard that some of the fruit in the woods caused viruses. So I've been mixing them for a while to see what happens.

[aquatofana]

Interesting. Did you have prior knowledge of what the various fruits did, or was it merely blind experimentation?

[me_not_him]

Just blind. It wasn't the best method, but I have a lot of time on my hands.

[scalesfromeyes]

I'm afraid I would be loathe to inflict my body on someone else…

[me_not_him]

Um...okay? Why?

[scalesfromeyes]

Ah? You don't… see?

[me_not_him]

It doesn't look, um...any worse than any other new body, I guess.