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[moveurdeadfros]

*Look, in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a old school sci-fi silvery flying saucer UFO? Oh, yes it is

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[deadbeatgoeson]

... wait. This is all wrong, man, it's Thursday.

[artist_of_anger]

*I would care for your timelineincongruities, if I just wasn't so busy swearing up a storm at the skies, and the grounds, and the aliens, and Kabapu. Mostly Kabapu.*

[deadbeatgoeson]

Welcome back. Sword guy's still around, unfortunately.

[artist_of_anger]

*Breathe in, breathe out. Try to move. Try to get to your legs. Sweet vengeance shall only be yours if you can get up and move!

... This might take a while.*

[o_sarchasm]

Is everyone okay?!

[artist_of_anger]

*Beside my hurting legs and my soon-to-be-sore-from-excessive-cursing lungs, I'm pretty okay for a guy who can't seem to stand up.*

[o_sarchasm]

[trying to help him up]

Jak, it's Katara. If I weren't stuck in the wrong body, I could heal you, but I can try to find someone who can.

[artist_of_anger]

*Isn't really listening, but nonetheless accepts the help. Good thing you're marginally stronger now though, because it doesn't look like I can stand on my own.*

[parasol_hero]

What in the world??

[moveurdeadfros]

*There is a slim, skeleton-shaped hole in the ground. Do you investigate it?* Oh, oh goodness, quite unexpected that!

[parasol_hero]

[of course I do, I'm a professional!]

Sir...don't try to move, I'll get you medical help!

[moveurdeadfros]

Ah, no need for that, after all-

*TRIUMPHANT AND SUDDEN RETURN TO UPRIGHT POSITION!*

Nothing broken, nothing bruised! Not that I CAN bruise anylonger!

[comes_second]

[clapping]

[devilmayqueer]

*Lands on his feet, seemingly with no ill effects or pain whatsoever. Also, seems annoyed with your clapping.*

[comes_second]

A most impressive spectacle!

[devilmayqueer]

Hmph. Stay if you will. I think these clowns have barely begun.

[melonsgoboing]

Are there any injured?

[moveurdeadfros]

*Well, I've just crawled out of a me-shaped hole, and I HAVE NO SKIN OR ORGANS. But part from that-*

Ah, nothing broken over here miss-s-s HELLO!

[melonsgoboing]

--!

[Stepping back, staff positioned defensively]

[moveurdeadfros]

Ah, no need for such behaviour at the moment, mademoiselle! It is as I said, I have nothing that requires either healing nor mending!