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Sep 22, 2007 20:35
...I really don't see any advantage to heels.
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onthenightroad
September 23 2007, 00:43:33 UTC
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oh that's just WRONG
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euphiemisms
September 23 2007, 00:44:37 UTC
He's wrong about there not being any advantages to heels, but I don't know if that merits capitalization...
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onthenightroad
September 23 2007, 00:46:10 UTC
I. I. I'm sure heels have their practical use. In...certain...aspects of life . . .
Wait, I didn't mean the heels.
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euphiemisms
September 23 2007, 00:48:51 UTC
What practical things would you like to use Dietrich's heels for, Father?
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onthenightroad
September 23 2007, 00:50:11 UTC
I. I don't want to use his heels for anything myself. I. Yes.
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euphiemisms
September 23 2007, 00:53:09 UTC
But I'm sure we could find some for you...
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onthenightroad
September 23 2007, 00:58:00 UTC
...but my boots fit and are comfortable!
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euphiemisms
September 23 2007, 01:01:35 UTC
They're not especially feminine...
Ah, more importantly, I have a question!
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onthenightroad
September 23 2007, 01:05:02 UTC
But I can run in them...and jump in them...and...not get a complex about this gender switching thing with them...
--yes?
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euphiemisms
September 23 2007, 01:09:59 UTC
Should I call you "Father" or "Mother"?
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onthenightroad
September 23 2007, 01:11:35 UTC
"Mother" wouldn't be the right term...but then, "Abel" wouldn't be the right name either, would it.
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euphiemisms
September 23 2007, 01:17:21 UTC
Abelina...
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onthenightroad
September 23 2007, 01:22:11 UTC
...pretty close, actually! This one time and a few other times before that I was Sister Avelina for reconnaissance purposes. ♥ But then I don't have a nun outfit so maybe it's a moot point.
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euphiemisms
September 23 2007, 01:24:15 UTC
... do you want a nun's outfit?
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onthenightroad
September 23 2007, 01:26:41 UTC
...NO
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euphiemisms
September 23 2007, 01:27:46 UTC
But you and Dietrich are both very pretty, so...
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Ah, more importantly, I have a question!
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