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[astringently]

...I really don't see any advantage to heels.

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[onthenightroad]

...

oh that's just WRONG

[euphiemisms]

He's wrong about there not being any advantages to heels, but I don't know if that merits capitalization...

[onthenightroad]

I. I. I'm sure heels have their practical use. In...certain...aspects of life . . .

Wait, I didn't mean the heels.

[euphiemisms]

What practical things would you like to use Dietrich's heels for, Father?

[onthenightroad]

I. I don't want to use his heels for anything myself. I. Yes.

[euphiemisms]

But I'm sure we could find some for you...

[onthenightroad]

...but my boots fit and are comfortable!

[euphiemisms]

They're not especially feminine...

Ah, more importantly, I have a question!

[onthenightroad]

But I can run in them...and jump in them...and...not get a complex about this gender switching thing with them...

--yes?

[euphiemisms]

Should I call you "Father" or "Mother"?

[onthenightroad]

"Mother" wouldn't be the right term...but then, "Abel" wouldn't be the right name either, would it.

[euphiemisms]

Abelina...

[onthenightroad]

...pretty close, actually! This one time and a few other times before that I was Sister Avelina for reconnaissance purposes. ♥ But then I don't have a nun outfit so maybe it's a moot point.

[euphiemisms]

... do you want a nun's outfit?

[onthenightroad]

...NO

[euphiemisms]

But you and Dietrich are both very pretty, so...