[In today's show ... ]

[its_the_mask]

Our hero leaps into action! With trademark flare, he makes his away across camp, leaving the viewer to wonder -- what urgent purpose has drawn Robin away from his research? Fear not, dear viewer, all will shortly be revealed!

-- shut up, shut up, shut up --

Yes, it appears that Robin is approaching the Mess Hall in search of a nutritious snack!

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[its_the_mask]

There's no microphone. I checked.

Yes, the Boy Wonder completed a thorough search before he left the bat-lab.

[its_the_mask]

It's a lab. Not a bat-lab.

... I don't want to talk about it.

Um. I don't want to be rude, but are you a talking sw--

What's this? Could this be a talking sword?

[purple_pliers]

...Robin, what in the world?

[its_the_mask]

Violet. I --

And the Boy Wonder is faced with the dilemma of explaining his predicament. What will he do?

[purple_pliers]

Does it only happen if you speak?

[its_the_mask]

No, it happens ... it happens no matter what I do.

For as Robin well knew, the mysterious voice had narrated an entire half an hour's work of research without showing any signs of fatigue!

[reach_within]

I'm not the only one who can hear that, right?

[its_the_mask]

You're not the only one.

Indeed, the mysterious narrating voice was clearly audible all throughout camp!

[reach_within]

... good to know. And... good to know.

[its_the_mask]

Don't encourage him.

And even now, the curious citizens of Camp Fuck You Die were flocking towards the source of this mysterious occurrence.

[its_the_mask]

I was thinking fruit.

For as well the Boy Wonder knows, nothing is better for an active teen than five plus helpings of fruit or vegetables a day!

[its_the_mask]

Well, I feel like fruit now.

Wisely choosing not to involve the food-thief in an argument, Robin makes his way toward the Mess Hall. Will his attempt to get his snack without trouble bear fruit?

[wave_report]

... How interesting.

[its_the_mask]

Hanajima. Interesting is not how I'd describe it.

Indeed, the Boy Wonder's lingual flexibility is only matched by his physcial prowress!

[wave_report]

How would you describe it, then?

[its_the_mask]

"Vexing."

The Boy Wonder had no idea how accurate his choice of adjective was! For at that very moment --