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[thesmokingunman]

Hmph.

Any a you weirdos got any cigarettes?

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[toiletseat_girl]

Sorry, don't have any.

[thesmokingunman]

Man, I hate frickin' withdraw.

[toiletseat_girl]

Yeah, well, we have a store? And the store sells cigarettes. At least it did the last I heard.

[thesmokingunman]

Kinda broke. Gave th'last of my money to Jimmy the Snake. Bastard cheat. Royal flush my ass.

What about you toots, you got any dough?

[but_a_wolf]

... another epidemic.

How old are you?

[thesmokingunman]

Who wantsta know?

[but_a_wolf]

The one who has cigarettes.

[thesmokingunman]

... lemme see 'em first.

[thats_terrible]

Aren't you a little young?

[thesmokingunman]

Who are you, baldy, th'Surgeon General?

[thats_terrible]

I don't think that's the kind of attitude that's likely to get you what you want.

[thesmokingunman]

Streets say otherwise. An' judgin' from that sweater I'm gonna guess you and th'streets don't talk much.

[hench_wench]

Those are bad for you, you know.

[thesmokingunman]

So's takin' a tommy gun in the ticker, but somehow I'm less afraid of th'cigarette.

[hench_wench]

Actually, guns are perfectly healthy. Bullets are the problem.

[thesmokingunman]

When you're right, you're right. Go straight to your heart.

[thesmokingunman]

Guess I shouldn't tell you about the killin' then. You'd lecture me about that too.

[thesmokingunman]

S'what I said.