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[blooscrnofdeath]

*from right outside the messhall there is SUDDEN LOUD LAUGHTER. An imaginary friend and his creator (who is wearing a goth loli dress with kitty ears and tail) are standing near a big box

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[imgottapower]

Oh man, if I'd known i-it was his birthday, I would have tried to do something nice.

[macnotpc]

[excuse me i am panicking. sup i am hiding behind you...inna dress!]

[imgottapower]

... Um.

[macnotpc]

H-He has a box!

[imgottapower]

You... don't want to get anything for your b-birthday?

[macnotpc]

Not from Bloo! It probably has a car in it. A car with lasers and fuzzy dice.

...I'm not going to live to my tenth birthday.

[imgottapower]

Um, OK, I-I think I see... fuzzy dice?

It can't kill you! You m-must be over exaggerating.

[macnotpc]

No! He stole it, then we're going to end up riding around in it and get into another accident!

[imgottapower]

Right... I can see that happening again... Look, I-I'm sure he wouldn't do anything that dangerous.

[macnotpc]

It's Bloo! Danger was almost his second middle name!

[imgottapower]

I guess he h-has a reputation. He has a middle name?

[macnotpc]

He's infamous! Uh-huh, Q!

[imgottapower]

I figured! ... That's not just a letter?

[macnotpc]

It's Blooregard Q. Kazoo, that's his name.

[imgottapower]

Huh. I guess I better remember it, then.

[macnotpc]

Yeah, but everyone just calls him Bloo. Unless you're going to yell at him like my mom does with his full name.