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[kagekachou]

[It is a lovely late summer afternoon at Camp Fuck You Die! You should be outside, savoring the last days of the sun's warmth, because before you know it, the days will grow shorter, the Halloween boss battles will be kicking all of our asses and that goddamn mistletoe will be sprouting up all over the place

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[jaded_legacy]

Where's the real food?

[whollyholy]

What d'you mean, real food.

[jaded_legacy]

Is there anything besides party stuff?

[whollyholy]

Not exactly the time of day for a full meal, is the thing. Haven't had lunch yet, son?

[jaded_legacy]

Having lunch means I shouldn't be hungry?

[whollyholy]

Well...not what I meant to imply, exactly. But the chefs always struck me as the generous sort.

[jaded_legacy]

I'm fourteen; I'm allowed to be hungry all the time.

[whollyholy]

Of course, of course...growin' boys being growin' boys. In that case I'm sorry to say you're not gonna find a three-course meal here, but I'd like it if you stuck around anyhow.

[jaded_legacy]

Why?

[whollyholy]

Could have a good time. Don't think it'll be just adults poppin' in, anyhow. And if people don't show up . . .

[jaded_legacy]

"And if people don't show up" what? Are you going to be in trouble?

[whollyholy]

...in a manner of speaking!

[jaded_legacy]

Who's getting you into trouble? Is it going to be bad?

[whollyholy]

Let's just say I didn't come up with the idea for this here circumstance all on my own, hmm?

[jaded_legacy]

Who bullied you into it?

[whollyholy]

...is just "camp" suitable enough an answer in these circumstances?