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[splashing sounds are coming from the nearest bathroom. Willie is seen trying to wrestle something from within a toilet]
Damn zombies always gettin' their parts stuck doown here! *grunt* Or mebbe you put 'em in, thinkin' et'd be a rreal laugh! Make Willeh do some extrra work, eh?!
Well, that's allrright. *struggle* Et's Willeh's job ta clean up after ye wee crrumbsnatchers anywaey, and 'sides, Ah pulled prranks of mah oown back in the daey. In fact, Ah bet not a one of ye ever had the guts ta pull off any hijinks nearly as wily and daring as Ol' Willeh. Like this one time in Aberdeen...
[alright. impress willie with your tales of mischiefs past. See if ye can't beat a batshiat crazy scot at his own game.]
Damn zombies always gettin' their parts stuck doown here! *grunt* Or mebbe you put 'em in, thinkin' et'd be a rreal laugh! Make Willeh do some extrra work, eh?!
Well, that's allrright. *struggle* Et's Willeh's job ta clean up after ye wee crrumbsnatchers anywaey, and 'sides, Ah pulled prranks of mah oown back in the daey. In fact, Ah bet not a one of ye ever had the guts ta pull off any hijinks nearly as wily and daring as Ol' Willeh. Like this one time in Aberdeen...
[alright. impress willie with your tales of mischiefs past. See if ye can't beat a batshiat crazy scot at his own game.]