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[Whilst Camp Fuck You Die is most certainly a hectic zombie prison camp, bustling with activity and excitement, every now and then there certainly can be a nice, relaxing lull in the action. Isn't the calm, the absolute stillness and peacefulness of camp at rest utterly refreshing and rejuvenating? Yes, we thought so too

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[parasol_hero]

Miss Kuno?!

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Oh! Ah, no, it's okay, I swear, the situation has been taken care of, I'm very sorry for the inconvenience...

[parasol_hero]

It's no inconvenience, I want to help!

[getrhythmic]

N-no, please, it's fine! It was a false alarm, nothing to worry about.

[parasol_hero]

Miss Kuno, I've never seen you this shaken up!

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... oh. Um, well, I apologize for that, i-it's... it's kind of complicated.

[parasol_hero]

What's happened?

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... w-well, there was a very large crocodile, but I've been informed that it most likely belongs to me, so it was just a mistake on my part.

[parasol_hero]

You mean, you forgot about Mr Greenturtle the Third??

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... amongst other things, yes.

[parasol_hero]

Miss Kuno...you lost your memory?

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... a-ah. Yes, that's right. It's... you really don't have to worry about it, though...!

[parasol_hero]

Of course I'm going to worry! I might be your bodyguard, but I also hold you in very high esteem and fondness!

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... my... my bodyguard?

[parasol_hero]

Of course! Such a high-born and important young woman as yourself, while being exceptionally skilled in the martial arts, can often benefit from an extra layer of security!

[getrhythmic]

... oh! Oh, yes, someone did mention those things to me before. Well, I suppose it will certainly come in handy now...