Official Report #2

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

I am very sorry to have to report much suspicious internet activity since my last post. I have been very diligent with my work and have let none of you slip past!

I will be assigning punishments after the criminals have the opportunity to apologize.

Comments

[yuumama]

Some criminals.

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

Yes, I am very saddened to see so many.

[yuumama]

Yeah, you're preeeetty dedicated, all right.

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

I am glad that you see that, Miss Atsuko!

[iyaaalilbro]

Why is my sister's name on that list? And what have you done to her?

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

Your sister? I am sorry; do I know you?

[iyaaalilbro]

No, you don't, but you know Rosette. Now, where is she?

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

Ah, yes! Very nice lady. I...do not believe I have seen her recently.

[saaaaaaave_you]

...Ando.

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

Hiro! Such hard work...let's get a drink.

[saaaaaaave_you]

I think you posted the wrong thing.

And there's nowhere to get a drink.

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

How could I have posted the wrong thing.

I will settle for what is in the Mess Hall. *yawn stretch*

[parasol_hero]

I'm not sure I see what the crime is here, Ando...

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

Not see the crime, Hero Rosalyn? But I thought it was obvious.

[parasol_hero]

I have a hard time believing an upright woman like Miss Christopher would be so brazen! Camp must have a hand in this!

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

I do not remember having problems with Miss Rosette...

[wakalaka4osaka]

Hey, hey, can you help me? I think my internets are broken.

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

Yes, I would be the one to help! What seems to be the trouble.

[wakalaka4osaka]

I dropped it into the swamp~ [holds up a sopping wet laptop]

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

That is terrible. *carefully takes laptop* Maybe we need more help with this.