[HOSPITAL POST, backdated as close to July 28 as possible because the mun fails orz]

[patria_ou_mort]

[In some ways, a barricade is a bit like a katamari: it is an accumulation of stuff that you just make bigger and bigger. However, a barricade (or most barricades, at least) is, unlike a katamari, quite stationary. Right now, this barricade is busy being stationary in the doorway of hospital room 208

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[asrimal]

Can you hear the people sing, singing the song of angry men? It is the music of a people who will not be slaves again~

[patria_ou_mort]

I beg your pardon?

[asrimal]

Revolutionary song~

[patria_ou_mort]

I fail to see how it is applicable to the current situation.

[right_hand_of]

...hey, there's where my pillow went!

[trying to pry it out from under the bowling ball without staining it]

[patria_ou_mort]

*talking from the other side... somewhere... :(*

Is something of yours in this great pile?

[right_hand_of]

[speaking between tugs]

Yeah, my pillow. Heckuva lot softer then the floor. But it's under this pile of bowling balls, and it looks like some of them are leaking...

[patria_ou_mort]

*there's sort of a hammering noise, like someone battering at part of a barricade with the butt of a shotgun*

Camp simply decided to requisition it for whatever the purpose of this is, I take it?

What are the bowling balls leaking?

[plastic_pal]

*there's something metal lodged in the barricade. Shoot it: y/n?*

[right_hand_of]

[I, as a rule do not like guns, very much. How do you feel about friendly fire from acid-covered bowling balls?]

Sorry!

[plastic_pal]

*I think it's safe to say very depressed! RESOUNDING CLANG on impact*

It's a split.

[right_hand_of]

Oi, you're in there? Damn. I thought you had robotic strength or something.

[vegan_megan]

Far-flung time-zoned friends ftw.

*you have a treehouse in your barricade*

*and a very angry Elvish ranger in front of that*

MONTHS. I spent MONTHS to put this together.

[patria_ou_mort]

It only makes a limited amount of sense, but it rolls very easily off the tongue.

*and hark, the hammering noise that sounded sort of like a trapped person pounding on a barricade with the butt of a shotgun pauses and there comes a voice from somewhere on the other side of the barricade.*

Put what together, Megan?

[vegan_megan]

Try saying it ten times in a row.

This treehouse! Months of work and stuff falling on me and ...

E., are you alright in there?

[patria_ou_mort]

Not to mention that it was a poor choice for inclusion; while the bulk it provides does have its advantages, it would have been much more advantageous to use something of a more solid constitution, such as that robot.

I am trapped but have suffered no injury. It is simply a matter of breaking through this barricade.