Public Service Announcement

[with_cock_out]

Okay you know what, people? I am sick and tired of having to do this every time someone asks. It's you guys's fault for not recognizing my awesomely famous personage! So I guess I have to spell it out for you. Now pay attention!

I AM AXEL, THE DARK HERO!!

Have a terrible day.

(OOC: Taking a break because my brain is lol fried. Be back to pick up

Comments

[latrine_orderly]

Darkles.

[with_cock_out]

You mean Darkles™.

[latrine_orderly]

Don't just go around trademarking things!

[with_cock_out]

TOO LATE!

[latrine_orderly]

I SAID IT FIRST! HALF OF THE PROFITS GO TO ME!

[with_cock_out]

HELL NO! I'M THE ONE THAT USED EM!

[latrine_orderly]

AND I'M THE ONE WHO CALLED 'EM DARKLES™.

[with_cock_out]

AND I'M THE ONE WHO INVENTED DARKLES™ IN THE FIRST PLACE!

[latrine_orderly]

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! 60/40! BUT THAT'S AS LOW AS I GO!

[with_cock_out]

DEAL!

[latrine_orderly]

Right on! You wanna shake on it?

[with_cock_out]

Well, I have this horrible foreboding feeling, but what's the worst that could happen?

[holds out hand 8D]

[latrine_orderly]

*shake shake what's in ur pocket? :D*

[with_cock_out]

[shake shake 500 HL and some candy]

[latrine_orderly]

*AWESOME Kaching!*

You know what? Maybe it's just the sudden void of barely-clothed rockstars in Excel's life a-talkin', but you're a good guy.

[with_cock_out]

YOU TAKE THAT BACK! I AM A BAD GUY, A BAD GUY!