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[There are four small explosions across camp, followed by their own little showers of glitter. If you're observant, you might notice one or more of the following:
1. SpongeBob's bunk in Boys' Six (you poor, poor people) is empty, but made very neatly as per usual! There's a plate of cookies sitting on the nearest available surface and a note detailing Gary the snail's feeding routine and exercise requirements. There's also a new and exciting and MASSIVE vase full of pretty flowers in the turtle's sewer. He's not a stalker, okay. HE'S JUST DEDICATED.
2. The pessimism levels in the general vicinity of Camp Rocky Road have decreased substantially, and that one guy with the bad hair isn't bumming around the Mess Hall with a huge plate of sausage and bacon.
3. ...Goku's always MIA for random reasons. THIS IS NOTHING NEW. But if you're a regular morning jogger, the tiny blur is missing, and if you live near the lake (w-why), there's no retard out swimming.
4. The supply closet in the girls' bathroom is empty, probably as it should be. But, if you were paying attention and noticed Ned was there in the first place, YOUR HOBO IS MISSING.
Maybe they'll come back. Maybe they're just hiding. WHO KNOWS. But this isn't an epic event and is mostly just a waste of space so USE THE EXPLOSIONS AS AN EXCUSE TO COMMENT and mingle!]
1. SpongeBob's bunk in Boys' Six (you poor, poor people) is empty, but made very neatly as per usual! There's a plate of cookies sitting on the nearest available surface and a note detailing Gary the snail's feeding routine and exercise requirements. There's also a new and exciting and MASSIVE vase full of pretty flowers in the turtle's sewer. He's not a stalker, okay. HE'S JUST DEDICATED.
2. The pessimism levels in the general vicinity of Camp Rocky Road have decreased substantially, and that one guy with the bad hair isn't bumming around the Mess Hall with a huge plate of sausage and bacon.
3. ...Goku's always MIA for random reasons. THIS IS NOTHING NEW. But if you're a regular morning jogger, the tiny blur is missing, and if you live near the lake (w-why), there's no retard out swimming.
4. The supply closet in the girls' bathroom is empty, probably as it should be. But, if you were paying attention and noticed Ned was there in the first place, YOUR HOBO IS MISSING.
Maybe they'll come back. Maybe they're just hiding. WHO KNOWS. But this isn't an epic event and is mostly just a waste of space so USE THE EXPLOSIONS AS AN EXCUSE TO COMMENT and mingle!]