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[touchurkeys]

[In the middle of camp there is a one confused turkey. There is also a large dish of potatoes and a literal boat of gravy.]

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Comments

[honorsfountain]

That's a tad morbid.

[touchurkeys]

NO! IT'S DEFINITELY JUST WEIRD!!

[honorsfountain]

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Another virus?

[touchurkeys]

THIS WAS NOT IN THE WARNINGS!!

[honorsfountain]

Nor in any warnings I heard. This place gets stranger by the day. Oboe you all right?

[touchurkeys]

I PLAY A KEYBOARD AND NO I AM NOT!!

[honorsfountain]

Let me rephrase that. Besides being a turkey, are you okay?

[touchurkeys]

[[That was keyboard-thing again, wasn't it?]]

...YES? MAYBE? I THINK SO.

[honorsfountain]

[[Er, yeah. Sorry about that. Are you okay with ignoring it?]]

That's good at least. You should probably try to stay with people who know you aren't a turkey normally. That's not really safe, especially here.

[touchurkeys]

[[Fine! I kinda like seeing what it pops out!]]

Y-Yeah, you're right. ...They eat them here, don't they?!

[honorsfountain]

...I hope not, but judging by the food accoutrements, I'd be careful.

[touchurkeys]

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I WILL BITE THEM ALL BEFORE THEY CAN GET ONE BITE OUT OF ME!!

[honorsfountain]

I'd suggest a more effective countermeasure. You can talk, after all.

[touchurkeys]

LIKE WHAT?! I'M A TURKEY WITH A SIDE OF POTATOES AND GRAVY? DON'T EAT ME?

[honorsfountain]

How about "I'm normally human, don't eat me?"

[touchurkeys]

D-Do you really think that would work with all of the crazed people here?