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[for_ten_minutes]

Ahoy there, fine denizens of Seafood Island™! I'm Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate! Who wants to join my crew and sail on out of this zombie-infested cesspit?

((Mighty pirate is mighty tired. x_x NIGHT GUYS))

Comments

[robilars_gambit]

...

[for_ten_minutes]

Hi there! Do we have a volunteer?

[robilars_gambit]

You're stuck. Sorry.

[for_ten_minutes]

Hey, that's no attitude to have. There's no island that's inescapable. Let's work together to get me out of here in time for dinner!

[touchurkeys]

...

[for_ten_minutes]

Stunned to speechlessness, huh?

[touchurkeys]

That's one way to put it. I think you've seen one too many pirate movies.

[for_ten_minutes]

I haven't ever seen a movie. They haven't been invented yet.

[latrine_orderly]

Nah. But you can join my crew, if ye be worthy!

[for_ten_minutes]

I don't know, I'm pretty used to being a captain... do you offer any benefit packages?

[latrine_orderly]

Well, there's a health benefit.

[for_ten_minutes]

What do you mean, 'a' health benefit?

[mooning_you]

Me! Me! I've already got experience!

[for_ten_minutes]

What, really?

I mean, of course you do! What's your name, miss?

[mooning_you]

Usagi! But my pirate name is, uh... Rabbit!

[for_ten_minutes]

Nice to meet you, Rabbit! Do you have any pirating skills?

[cheerupemosquid]

I, for one, most certainly do not.

[for_ten_minutes]

[Hey, that's all right. I wish you the best of luck in your future career endeavors!]
[Pleaaaaaaaaase join my crew Mr. Scary Man!]
[You've got squid on your face]
>[Please don't hurt me]

Please don't hurt me.

[cheerupemosquid]

Oh? Are you badly in need of some hurt, Master Threepwood?

[for_ten_minutes]

Not badly, no.