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[onthenightroad]

...it could be a game, you know? Like arranging a scavenger hunt or oh god why--

OKAY CAMP, I WENT TO BED WITH TWO KIDNEYS AND I WOKE UP WITH ONE.

HELP WANTED. ALSO, LIKE ALWAYS, DON'T EAT THE SOUP TOMORROW. JUST IN CASE.

((TRUE FACTS: Abel Nightroad has sustained no external injuries.

EDIT: HOKAY FOLKS slowing down a little, ping me on IRC or

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[ironic_requiem]

... how can you... tell?

[onthenightroad]

I'M VERY SELF-AWARE.

[ironic_requiem]

But it's not like you feel your kidn-- just. Nevermind.

[onthenightroad]

Kidney theft is a serious offense, young man.

[ironic_requiem]

I'm not... doubting that.

[onthenightroad]

ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME OR NOT

[ironic_requiem]

Help you find your-- honestly. Where did... you last... er... see it?

[onthenightroad]

...that's not the kind of question you should be asking, is it.

[ironic_requiem]

Then I'm sorry for not having much experience with kidney thieves.

[onthenightroad]

YOU THINK I DO!? THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN VERY OFTEN, YOU KNOW. I'M JUST SAYING.

[ironic_requiem]

So I thought starting with when it disappeared would help.

[onthenightroad]

Let's see...I went to bed at quarter to midnight. Um, woke up before breakfast...around seven or eight. Kidney was gone.

[ironic_requiem]

And do you live with anyone else? Did they see anything?

[onthenightroad]

I live in the church...with a bunch of people, but I don't think they were awake or skulking around or anything.

[ironic_requiem]

Then that's not very helpful.

[onthenightroad]

Well...alright, alright. Don't worry about it, I'm sure...everything...will be fine...

Who're you?