[Night in the life?]

[runningmouth]

*pacing and muttering to himself* Maybe it's the new guy. Or the possibility of getting molested by Terry. Or I shouldn't have had nothing but cookies for dinner.

*nnrgh* I can't sleeeep.

((He can't, but I must. Will pick up tomorrow.))

Comments

[height_rule]

*was just passing by, but molested by Terry gets you a look*

[runningmouth]

You! You will entertain me.

[height_rule]

Sure kid. Should I juggle or dance first?

[runningmouth]

Can you do both at once?

[ass_guardian]

I can probably help you out with that if it's really a problem.

[runningmouth]

I'm not sure magic is the answer. That stuff'll give you brain damage, I saw it on 60 minutes.

[ass_guardian]

You can sit still long enough to watch 60 minutes?

[runningmouth]

With commercials, it's only like 40-something. Plus, I've figured out how to take my laptop running without jolting it.

[purple_pliers]

[trying out nightvision goggles. also, has a taped up ankle]

[runningmouth]

Are you snooping? I want to snoop.

[purple_pliers]

I'm not snooping. I'm testing a device.

[runningmouth]

Testing by snooping. Let me see.

[my_name_now]

*is coming back from night training*

I didn't molest him.

[runningmouth]

I have pictures that say otherwise.

[my_name_now]

It's not molesting if he liked it.

[runningmouth]

Watching that molested my brain. Think of my poor brain, Terry.

[worthtempting]

I don't think you need to worry about Terry molesting you.

[runningmouth]

It wasn't on purpose, I know.

[worthtempting]

I was going to say that you're too muscular to be mistaken for me, but you also make a good point.

[runningmouth]

That's true. Pinky is tiny and stick-limbed, like a girl. Tim is kind of iffy, but I should be safe.