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[that_devo_song]

I don't see what everyone's so excited about. The eighth Harry Potter book was much better than the seventh.

((SORRY GUYS already lost interest. Thankfully there's another Harry Potter post so GO, FLEE!))

Comments

[ass_guardian]

Spoilers!

[that_devo_song]

Well, I haven't read the series since I was three, but I have an excellent memory. What would you like to know?

[ass_guardian]

Please don't tell me who dies.

[that_devo_song]

Nearly everyone, before Mr. Harry Potter uncovers his true powers.

[princessbruiser]

There's gonna be an eighth one?!

[that_devo_song]

Many of us wish she'd stopped at eight, though the general consensus is that it jumped the shark after Riddle Rising.

[princessbruiser]

What? Is that a, um... what's that word... prequel?

She said she wasn't gonna write anymore after number seven!

[that_devo_song]

That's right. It's about Mr. Tom Riddle's descent into cannibalism evil.

Clearly, she lied.

[wankamaru]

There was an eighth book?

[that_devo_song]

I can say there "was" an eighth book; the rest of you primitive fools have to say that there "will be."

[wankamaru]

H-hah... right. Although I always just assumed that it would stop at seven.

[that_devo_song]

Do you always going around making such assumptions?

[im_impulse]

Harry Potter...you mean that guy that was here earlier wrote books?

[that_devo_song]

They're written by a woman.

[im_impulse]

Harry Potter was secretly a woman?!

[that_devo_song]

Yes, that was rather a terrible twist ending, wasn't it?

[badgrbadgrbadgr]

Eh? Is something happening today?

[that_devo_song]

Nothing interesting. The foolish fools of this foolishly foolish camp are foolishly obsessing over some foolish fool's book.

[badgrbadgrbadgr]

You mean it comes out this year?

[that_devo_song]

Haven't you noticed how quiet the camp is? Everyone is probably downloading and reading it as we speak.