[HELLO CAMP]

[master_of_mon]

[STANDING ATOP A CABIN. WHO'S? IUNNO, MAYBE YOURS. WHY?]

ATTENTION CAMP.

I...AM...THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST!!

Am I doin' it right, Ari?

((SLEEP TIME will pick up threads after work tomorrow \o/))

Comments

[honorsfountain]

Congratulations.

[master_of_mon]

THANK YOU CITIZEN.

*FOILY ARM FLEX OF AWESOME*

[honorsfountain]

The foil suits the name. What is the Fullmetal alchemist?

[master_of_mon]

It's the alchemist so awesome that he's made out of metal! Also, awesome!

[honorsfountain]

Logical. Is he awesome because he's made out of metal, or made out of metal because he's awesome.

[master_of_mon]

. . .that's a good question. Probably BOTH.

But he's also short and loud!

[honorsfountain]

[lips quirk] Shortness just means you have to try harder.

[master_of_mon]

And drink lots of milk! HEAR THAT ED.

[honorsfountain]

Calcium is vital. I take it Ed's the inspiration for this?

[master_of_mon]

Yeah, he's the REAL Fullmetal Alchemist. But he gets all GRRR RAAAR and stuff when someone else says they are! It's great!

[honorsfountain]

That sounds like ample reason to pretend, then. So long as he isn't seriously upset.

[master_of_mon]

Nah, he always gets like that! He won't mind!

Anyway, my name's really Ash! Who are you?

[honorsfountain]

As long as you're sure.

I'm Cordelia Vorkosigan. It's nice to meet you.

[master_of_mon]

Nice to meet you too! And I swear I'm not usually half covered in foil!

[honorsfountain]

I didn't think you were.

[master_of_mon]

Doesn't hurt to throw out a disclaimer!