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All right, let's get something clear. We're not going to judge you. Whatever you thought you could get rid of in the sewers, we don't care. But if you thought nobody would ever see it again, you were wrong. We have all of it in a pile. Come and get whatever it was that you threw down here, because we don't want it. Otherwise we're just going to leave it all out here in the open. Also, don't do it anymore.
. . .But I do want to know who seriously flushed the alligator. I'm from New York City and trust me, it doesn't really happen, no matter what Mikey might've told you when he was here.
((ETA: THE SRS BUSINESS JACKASS TURTLE IS TIRED but the snarky dorky one is still going. :|b ))
. . .But I do want to know who seriously flushed the alligator. I'm from New York City and trust me, it doesn't really happen, no matter what Mikey might've told you when he was here.
((ETA: THE SRS BUSINESS JACKASS TURTLE IS TIRED but the snarky dorky one is still going. :|b ))