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[bad_addict]

Friends, campers, counsellors -- lend me your ears! Zombies, gorillas, other wildlife -- keep them, and all other body parts, to yourselves!

There comes a time in a man's life when he has to begin looking into the future. Getting out the binoculars, to the honest, I can't see myself staying in the military forever. And opportunities like this

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[runningmouth]

You'll never get that blood out of the ... everything.

[bad_addict]

It would be a matter of balancing the aesthetic and the practical. I'll admit, I have a weakness for style.

[runningmouth]

Castles are pretty cold in the winter, though. And not really as stylish as you'd think.

[bad_addict]

That's what roaring fireplaces are for. And that's another question to add to the list: how many roaring fireplaces. Okay.

What's your idea of stylish, then?

[username_max]

... well it sure sounds cool ...

[bad_addict]

You see, that's my opinion, kid. But you know what they say about trusting things you read on the internet. I mean, for all I know, there might not be a belfry with a single bat for miles around. They just don't tell you these things.

If you were looking to buy a place, what would you look for?

[username_max]

Haah, I guess ... There's a lot of factors to consider, you know? But I guess my DREAM HOME would be someplace with a big yard or near a lot of trees.

[bad_addict]

A fan of the great outdoors, are you?

[write_it_in]

Too stereotypical.

[bad_addict]

Stereotypes exist for a reason.

Have I managed to catch a new counsellor here?

[write_it_in]

But they're tacky as hell.

You did ask for us.

[bad_addict]

Not to mention a health hazard.

People here have this thing about following orders, though. This is amazing!

So, what's your job supposed to be?

[pellameno]

I agree with Yuki. In the market for a house, Mal?

[bad_addict]

It would be too stereotypical if I loaded it up with religious artifacts and hung the flimsiest curtains available. I do plan on avoiding that. And, well, eventually. I enjoy traveling, but when I settle down in a few hundred years or so, I'm really not the type to be happy with just a coffin in the ground, if you get my drift.

[pellameno]

There's a proper level of stereotype, I suppose. Am I invited to visit?

[bad_addict]

But of course!

When I do get my own place, I'll have to throw a party, I'm thinking.

[height_rule]

You're in the military?

[bad_addict]

Indeed, I am. I don't picture myself as a career soldier, though. Then again, if you wanted a career, our military would be the last place to get one.

[height_rule]

They die often or something?

[bad_addict]

Of course not! As a matter of fact, we're winning the war and that three-months' worth of back pay is coming really soon.

Officially speaking.