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[mouthfulofcrabs]

[anyone near the lake might notice one intensely displeased sea goddess standing over the corpses of two rather well-known pirates. Jack and Barbossa, to be exact.]

Dat was less satisfying dan I 'ad 'oped it would be.

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[latrine_orderly]

♫ La la la, cheerful lakeside stroll!
Lu lu lu, murder victims!

[mouthfulofcrabs]

[...not used to that reaction]

[latrine_orderly]

♫ Dee dee dee, dead like a doornail,
Doo doo doo, decomposing~

...why are there murder victims.

[mouthfulofcrabs]

Because I wanted dere to be.

[latrine_orderly]

It's logical and concise, I'll give it that! These guys owe you money or something?

[mouthfulofcrabs]

A good deal more dan dat.

[latrine_orderly]

....well, it's none of my business! Just don't do stuff like that so close to the ACROSS base, okay? You're lowering our property values!

[mouthfulofcrabs]

You 'ave no say in what it is I do.

[latrine_orderly]

Lord Il Palazzo wouldn't like it!

[mouthfulofcrabs]

Dat does not matter.

[latrine_orderly]

What do you mean, dat does not matter? DAT MATTERS MORE DEN ANYTIN'!

[mouthfulofcrabs]

I t'ink not.

[latrine_orderly]

I t'ink so!

[mouthfulofcrabs]

I care not.

[canhandleatool]

How... unusual.

[latrine_orderly]

Yeah, usually even murder victims don't hang around the lake.