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[onthenightroad]

Looks like we're getting new counselors. This is SPLENDID, seeing as how I need to further minimize my already pitiful workload. Hi everyone, my name is Father Abel Nightroad, I'm a spiritual director and I enjoy cell phone games and long walks on the beach

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[whollyholy]

That was beautiful, sir.

Right up till the bit about them land mines.

[noooodley]

MARRIED.

[whollyholy]

...'scuse me?

[noooodley]

Don't mind me, it's just a small tradition here. Carry on, your holiness. ♥

[noarmyatmyback]

I am going to assume that a land mine is extremely dangerous.

[onthenightroad]

Oh, yes. You put a little weight on them and they explode. Pretty gruesome stuff ♥

[noarmyatmyback]

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And you discovered their existence how?

[onthenightroad]

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[onthenightroad]

Fireflies! Well, if it's late they just look like little floating glimmers... It's actually really calming!

[onthenightroad]

Well, there are butterflies in the spring and all. Count your blessings, right? It almost makes this place seem normal.

[cock_my_gun]

You don't really see fireflies where I'm from.

[onthenightroad]

And where're you from?

[cock_my_gun]

New York City.

[onthenightroad]

Hmm...big city guy, huh. I'd be surprised if you've seen them more than a couple of times in your whole life, in that case.

[for_the_yeah]

ABEL!

You guys still use landmines?

[onthenightroad]

YING!

...apparently we do! Well, they're not MINE, I assume they're the director's...

[for_the_yeah]

Kongming and I invented them, you know!

[onthenightroad]

--you and your husband?