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[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

*in the middle of camp, two (2) burly zombies are dragging one (1) scrawny Asian man towards the woods

Comments

[toiletseat_girl]

Kick 'em in the balls, that usually works for me.

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

But they do not have balls. They are unarmed.

[toiletseat_girl]

They might be unarmed, but the should have testicles. Unless they rotted and fell off, I guess that's possible.

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

I..could not do that, miss. As a man.

[toiletseat_girl]

Okay, fine. I'll do it. Unless you'd rather keep hanging out with tall, dark, and rotting?

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

....do I have to watch?

[toiletseat_girl]

Don't worry. You can close your eyes if you want to.

*approaching and getting ready to testicle-smash zombies for great justice?*

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

*eyes squeezed tight!*

[toiletseat_girl]

---okay, hands off the new guy, assholes! Please?

*and, yes. testicle-smashes the zombies and tries to pry him away from them*

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

You are very brave!

[toiletseat_girl]

What, me? Nah, not really. I've just been here too long.

Anyway, you're a new counselor? Welcome to camp, I guess.

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

I am not so sure about counseling, but I do have a job here. I am Ando and I am going to police internet.

[toiletseat_girl]

Oh, man, sucks to be you. Or did they not bother to warn you about the camp computers yet?

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

They have an outdated operating system?

[toiletseat_girl]

Nope. They're sadistic sons of bitches who like to make our lives hell. And sometimes post nudie pictures of us.

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

...by 'us' you mean..everyone?