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[me_not_him]

Um, hi guys. I'm Peter Parker. One of the counselors, Hiro Nakamura, and I have a few questions for you, if you don't mind...We made two polls. The first is mine, and it's for campers only. Hiro says that if audience wants to see the results, they should just hit submit without clicking anything, and they should come up.

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[latrine_orderly]

Yep, I remember when camp and /b/ were good.

[me_not_him]

.../b/?

[latrine_orderly]

Never mind. Go get me an apple, huh?

[me_not_him]

Sure. Just from the mess hall?

[latrine_orderly]

EXCEL DEMANDS THE GOLDEN APPLES OF OLYMPUS!

...which is to say, mess hall apples are okily-dokily!

[me_not_him]

Oh, uh. Okay.

[latrine_orderly]

Hooray, hooray~

VICTORY FOR ACROSS!

*prancing pony*

[me_not_him]

*bringing an apple*

Across?

[latrine_orderly]

The Organization for the Promotion of the Institutionalization of the Supreme Ideological Ideal on Earth! APPLE.

[me_not_him]

Oh, here. *apple!*

Supreme Ideological Ideal?

[latrine_orderly]

*JOY AND ELATION*

The creation of a utopian society under the guidance and wisdom of Lord Il Palazzo!

[me_not_him]

Oh.

[latrine_orderly]

World domination~
World domination~
It's tastier than an aaaaapple~
It's tastier than TWO applessss~

*HAPPY PONY BOUNCY PONY*

[me_not_him]

...yeah.

[latrine_orderly]

The Lord Il Palazzo is my shepherd! He maketh me lie in green pastures, and sendeth me clues about wolves hidden among the flock!

[me_not_him]

...don't sheep have shepherds and ponies have...something else?