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[papillondejade]

How does this go again? Ah--right.GOOD AFTERNOON CAMP FUCK YOU DIE, my name is Seth. OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART I'd randomly offer to hear all your problems and give useful life-changing advice, but that's what we have counselors for, right

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[dieinnafire]

A fortune cookie?

[papillondejade]

THE ETERNAL TRADITION. I used to give 'em out with the tea, but you never knew when a bad one would turn up and lose you a customer.

[dieinnafire]

...I'm not entirely certain I wish to open another one, personally.

[papillondejade]

Is that so?

[as_apple_pie]

................

*Yeah, kind of... wtf at his cookie*

[papillondejade]

Did you get the one with the dancing roosters, sir?

[as_apple_pie]

"You have an untrustworthy smile and an insidious nature"?

[papillondejade]

. . .

*SNORT*

[beautytokitoh]

I don't trust your cookies.

[papillondejade]

I DON'T TRUST YOUR MOM

[beautytokitoh]

'Your mom' insults have no effect on me!

[papillondejade]

YOUR INSERT IMPORTANT AUTHORITY FIGURE HERE

[mustloveballs]

[FREE FOOD PING]

[papillondejade]

Heeey.

[mustloveballs]

C'n I have one?

[papillondejade]

Sure, there's plenty!

[harmonic_tremor]

Given the nature of this place, isn't it fairly likely that cookies will turn people into things?

[papillondejade]

Does it count if I ate one and it did nothing?

[harmonic_tremor]

Well, you don't look small and furry to me.

[papillondejade]

It's too bad, really, I always wanted to know what it was like.

Here's one if you'll have it, Sasarai sir~.