HAPPY FATHER'S DAY

[master_of_mon]

AGAIN! Hope everyone's had a good Father's day! Remember to treat 'em nice every other day of the year too!

OFFICER HAVOC. Don't think just because it's been a whole year you don't get another Father's Day gift! We got somethin' every dad would love to have.

Comments

[latrine_orderly]

*mouth full of meatloaf quiche*

Werr awwssm.

[master_of_mon]

Totally. I think we actually topped Mother's day!

[latrine_orderly]

The sky's the limit! But why stop there? We'll send our greatness straight into orbit!

[master_of_mon]

As long as we don't use a ROCKET!1 I'm cool with that! There need to be more holidays so we can do more stuff!

[done_rare]

That's-- . . .

Is that a lion?

[master_of_mon]

Liiiiger!

[done_rare]

Liger.

[master_of_mon]

Yeah! You like it? Do you know how hard it is to get a liger in a CAR?

[gloves_come_off]

. . .Where are you you two finding these things?

[master_of_mon]

Internet Forest! You really oughta go out there more.

[gloves_come_off]

Young man I'm not buying that excuse I'm under the general impression that the forest isn't safe, but at least I can trust in yours and Excel's defiance of logic.

[master_of_mon]

We don't defy logic, we just challenge it! There's nothing you can't defeat as long as you put your mind to it!

[hitme_baby]

W-why is there a lion in that car?!

[master_of_mon]

Because it's a surpise! And it's a LIGER you wanna get in the car with it?

[hitme_baby]

What the hell is a liger?

[master_of_mon]

It's a branch evolution of a lion and tiger! You can only get one if you take both of 'em to the daycare center on a Wednesday.

Or find one deep in the forest too, yeah.

[brokenclover]

Wow. That's not a funeral car, is it?

[master_of_mon]

'Course not! It's a limo, I think.

[brokenclover]

I see. I didn't know Havoc-san was your dad.

[master_of_mon]

Ha, he's not really my dad! But he got adoption papers for me a long while back, so we're just goin' with it while we're here.