[Laminated and taped to the outside of Boys' 23...]
[This would be ONE (1) Yagami Light making good on a threat issued to ONE (1) Dietrich von Lohengrin, in which brain-scarring H-rated doujinshi featuring Dietrich calling just about anyone and everyone "IYAN~ DADDY~ ♥" is now lovingly preserved for posterity.]
[HAPPY FATHERS' DAY!]
((And it should be said that Light is still unable to speak, and HIS HAND STILL HURTS, thanks to Dietrich. So there are going to be no long monologues about how distasteful he finds these methods. TRUST ME; HE DOESN'T LIKE THIS ANY MORE THAN THE REST OF YOU DO. Dietrich, why you gotta make me hurt you?))
[HAPPY FATHERS' DAY!]
((And it should be said that Light is still unable to speak, and HIS HAND STILL HURTS, thanks to Dietrich. So there are going to be no long monologues about how distasteful he finds these methods. TRUST ME; HE DOESN'T LIKE THIS ANY MORE THAN THE REST OF YOU DO. Dietrich, why you gotta make me hurt you?))