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[tasteslikeash]

[It's a quiet night in Camp Fuck You Die. The sort where it's actually easy to fall asleep for once -- none of the more common noise of toucans chatting with each other or zombies at your door. It's their day off you see. Until--]

Oh my god STOP TOUCHING ME!!

[This is quickly followed by an explosion out by the mafia cave.]

Comments

[sowhipped]

It was an accident.

[tasteslikeash]

I DON'T CARE!

[sowhipped]

I warned you that I moved around a lot in my sleep.

[tasteslikeash]

AND I TOLD YOU TO STAY ON YOUR SIDE

[the_wildcat]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE

[tasteslikeash]

. . .

[the_wildcat]

You're the one who said you got touched! I'm just trying to alert the proper authorities!

[tasteslikeash]

I don't deal with cops.

[desuexmachina]

QUIET DOWN YOU NOISY HUMANS YOU CAN BE HEARD WELL ACROSS CAMP

[tasteslikeash]

THEN TELL THIS GUY TO KEEP HIS GODDAMN HANDS TO HIMSELF

[desuexmachina]

IT IS HARDLY MY RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT OTHERS FROM VIOLATING YOUR PERSONAL SPACE, HUMAN

[tasteslikeash]

THEN DON'T COMPLAIN WHEN I GET PISSED OFF ABOUT IT

[brokenclover]

. . . Um. Is everything all right?

[tasteslikeash]

It will be once I get rid of this guy.

[brokenclover]

What happened?

[tasteslikeash]

This bastard can't keep his damn hands to himself.

[allbarkandbite]

*was trying to nap. Trying being relative*

[tasteslikeash]

[cares not for your napping!]

[allbarkandbite]

*Will ignore unless something else happens*

[tasteslikeash]

[is naturally still yelling at Dino :|b]