It's got an apple on it!

[minormajor]

I FINALLY GOT A NEW LAPTOP since I kinda blew a hole in the other one thinking it was a shotgun target. STILL WORKING ON IT; DON'T GET BETWEEN MY SHOTGUN AND WHATEVER I'M POINTING IT AT OKAY.

....So how do you make it work and do laptoppy things? NO SERIOUSLY THIS IS MY FIRST TIME USING ONE BY MYSELF. I NEED A LITTLE HELP HERE.

Comments

[superbeastly]

Did you turn it on?

[minormajor]

Did I turn it where?

[superbeastly]

You have to turn it on for it to work... over here.

[power button get!?]

[minormajor]

!!

*Actually kind of leaping back!*

[overthetoph]

Laptops? Those vibrating machines that people here use, right? Never saw much use for them, but then I don't see anything.

[minormajor]

...Oh right.

They're pretty cool if you can see, though!

[overthetoph]

What do they even do? From what I've seen people just stare at them. They don't even move.

[minormajor]

There are moving picture things on them! And you move this ball thing and there's an arrow thing that you can move around and click on things!

Dee says they do EVERYTHING.

[longpurplestaff]

...You shot your computer.

[minormajor]

!!

[longpurplestaff]

...Hi.

[minormajor]

IT TALKS

[fake_alchemist]

Try pushing that button.

[minormajor]

I got it! That new guy Akira pushed it and now it's working!

Now I gotta figure out how to use it!

[fake_alchemist]

It's mostly a matter of pushing more buttons.

[minormajor]

Well Dee kinda showed me a little how to use it, but I'm still learning what everything does.

[withoutwiings]

Oh, oh, you can play games on it! Like Solitaire and Pinball.

[minormajor]

Solitaire and pinball?

[withoutwiings]

Here, I'll show you! [goes to accessories, then games, and here's solitaire] Solitaire is a card game. I don't like it much, but you might?

[minormajor]

Huh. OH! It's that game that Dee had!