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[robilars_gambit]

Man, there is really just not much to do around here. Look, having adult magazines rain from the heavens was barely funny the first time, alright? And nobody ever wants to talk anymore either so watch this:

THIS IS A POST

Now...reply to it.

((OOC: Going to sleep. Keep responding if you want, or even post mingle! I'll answer in the morning. BACK

Comments

Now with less spelling mistakes!

[im_ur_master]

I disagree--it is entirely too noisy in this establishment.

Re: Now with less spelling mistakes!

[robilars_gambit]

It's all "much ado about nothing" though, isn't it?

[im_ur_master]

That is because people are people, are they not? They are often uninterested in what does not concern them. Perhaps that is why this place still stands.

[robilars_gambit]

"No man is an island" is such a lie. How long has this place been here does anyone know?

[im_ur_master]

I, myself, am uncertain, as books on this place are not frequent within their library. The more docile people around may know, however.

[robilars_gambit]

Docile. Interesting way to put it. Are most people here as crazy as they seem then?

[im_ur_master]

It seems that this place has been open long enough that some of the population seems that way. There are eccentrics, I have no doubt. Numerous ones. It is quite a rainbow of personality.

[robilars_gambit]

I wonder why it was opened in the first place.

[im_ur_master]

That, I am aware of. Predating the opening of this facility, there was a murder. The woman in charge is holding and attracting people here under the pretense that one of them is, in fact, the killer.

[robilars_gambit]

That's dumb. How could we have killed this person if we weren't here to do it?

[im_ur_master]

That is beyond my understanding. There are several points of ill logic stemming from this woman. I intend to correct these, of course. Holding people against their will is beyond uncivil.

[robilars_gambit]

How do you intend to do that, exactly?

[im_ur_master]

Contact her, of course. She will see reason.

[robilars_gambit]

She somehow managed to reach through threads of reality and pull people into a year-round outdoor center where they get harassed by zombies and try to avoid a giant THING in the lake. And where insects the size of city buses just kinda...appear.

....I think she's beyond seeing reason at this point.

[im_ur_master]

I am certain there will be a way. She has committed these crimes out of a need, after all.

[robilars_gambit]

She's committed these crimes because she's nuts. I've not even been here a month yet and I can see that.