Open statement.

[shes_my_master]

To the camper or campers who stole this humble maid's cutlery from the Mess Hall: please return it, hopefully undamaged, as soon as possible. I'm not particularly angry at the need to play a practical joke, but it's very difficult to prepare meals without some sort of knife. This maid is at quite a disadvantage

Comments

[hes_my_master]

My apologies; I am afraid I have no such utensil.

[shes_my_master]

Hisui-chan! *biiig smile for you!*

You weren't robbed as well, were you?

[hes_my_master]

No, Nee-san, I simply do not happen to have one with me at the moment.

[shes_my_master]

Were any of your cleaning supplies taken?

[minormajor]

My boomerang is bladed, but it'd have to be washed first.

[shes_my_master]

...of course most knives should be. And yet...

[minormajor]

Uh. Do you need help in the kitchen?

[shes_my_master]

Perhaps! What sort of help did you have in mind?

[latrine_orderly]

You want a scalpel? Got me a surplus.

[shes_my_master]

A surplus?

[latrine_orderly]

Well, seein' as this here Excel is neither doctor nor mad scientist the likes of which creates abominations unto man and God, I don't really need any scalpels, do I? Thus, any scalpel in my possession is a surplus.

[shes_my_master]

Oh! Well, if you're offering. ♥

What would you like as a trade?

[idle_traveller]

It would be inconvient for food not to be made because of this. Can you return them in the same condition they're given?

[shes_my_master]

Of course! Washed and sharpened, if you prefer. ♥

[idle_traveller]

A washing would be good, but I prefer to sharpen them myself. Thank you.

[a knife...a switchblade...a dagger...a smaller knife...another smaller knife] Which ever would serve best.

[shes_my_master]

Aren't you sweet! Thank you. ♥

What's your name? This former maid is humbly referred to as Kohaku. Have you been at camp long?

[campgamiteru]

Someone stole knives?!

[shes_my_master]

Isn't it worrisome, Yumi-sama?

[campgamiteru]

Extremely! I'm not sure you should be so calm about it!

[shes_my_master]

Well, they've only been missing for a few hours. It's still possible an overzealous helper returned them to the wrong place after washing.