FREE HUGZ

[sillyrabitricks]

*ONE RABI IS LOCATED WITH A SIGN READING "FREE HUGS" DUCT TAPED TO THE FRONT OF HIS SHIRT. ...AND ON HIS BACK AS WELL*

How'd this even GET HERE?! ...and who needs hugs this badly anyway?!

Mine cost fifty cents at least.

Comments

[electricbrains]

Well, around here, a lot of people seem pretty desperate for physical contact...

[sillyrabitricks]

...oh hey, Jenny has a boyfriend?

[electricbrains]

We're just friends!

...I think!

[sillyrabitricks]

A steamy mechanical romance!

[electricbrains]

And why would you care, anyway? You're the one handing out fifty-cent hugs here!

[sillyrabitricks]

I didn't put these signs on, okay thanks.

[electricbrains]

But you did offer a price, didn't you? I think that's at least declaring some kind of intent.

[sillyrabitricks]

It was sarcasm.

[electricbrains]

Oh. Seems like a dangerous bit of sarcasm to engage in around here, though...

[sillyrabitricks]

I fear nothing!

[electricbrains]

Then... what was that line again?... "you're a better man than me, Gunga Din."

Then again, you might also be able to make quite a bit of money off this scheme, come to think of it...

[sillyrabitricks]

It's not a scheme I made, man.

[electricbrains]

Yes, but technically we're all caught in a scheme we never made. You might as well try to get some benefit from the situation! Especially if that tape won't come off.

[sillyrabitricks]

True enough.

[electricbrains]

You might want to find some way to fix the signs, though...

[sillyrabitricks]

I think I'm just gonna ditch my shirt.