getcher picnickin' here! Kurosaki Family Barbecue for May

[doctor_badass]

[The tables have grown to a little larger than they were at the end of last month's barbecue, the food is plentiful as ever, and the sign warning you against going into the medical hut unless you like getting dismembered by temporarily-murderous faceless nurses is in place. Go time!]

A cooler shaped like an elephant? Why didn't I think of that?

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Comments

[_superdork_]

*putting down a plate of brownies with a very self-satisfied air.*

((sort of place-holder -- will be slow until I make a bit more headway with essay))

[doctor_badass]

Ooh, these look good! You've been making progress with your cooking, Kon?

[_superdork_]

Yeah -- this was only my third attempt.

[doctor_badass]

Not bad at all! I bet it won't be much longer before you're down to one try.

[_superdork_]

And then -- the world! Or at least the part of the world concerned with baked goods.

[doctor_badass]

Those cooking shows are pretty popular, you could get one of those and become a sensation! The Flying Chef!

[_superdork_]

Dude. That'd be awesome. We could call the show 'cooking with super-powers' or something.

[doctor_badass]

Crock pot meals: how to make dinner when you spend the day saving the world!

[_superdork_]

And balanced meals for the superhero on the go -- how do ensure you've got the energy for the last ditch attempt to over throw your arch-nemesis.

[doctor_badass]

It definitely sounds like a useful show. I'm surprised no one's already thought of it!

[_superdork_]

Well, they got an Iron Chef already -- but that's not the same as being a cook of steel.

[doctor_badass]

I bet every world with television worth its weight has an Iron Chef at some point. Being able to outcook the other chefs isn't the same as being able to come up with the best meals for superheroes or being a superhero who does a little kitchen work.

[_superdork_]

That's true. Plus I'd have no end of guest stars -- and hey, I bet getting superheroes sharing their cooking tips'd go a long way to showing people we're all on the same page here.

[doctor_badass]

Food's a great equalizer like that. A lot easier to trust someone who could crush you like a bug if you know what kind of sauce they like in their stir-fry.

[_superdork_]

Or you've heard their tips for getting the perfect chilli.

[inpignation]

[oooh]