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[onthenightroad]

[If you're hanging out by the chapel today, you're going to see a picturesque family-friendly outdoor party setting. There are tables! And balloons! And hors d’œuvres!]

HEY TED

HEY TED

HEY TED

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[moerines]

Umm . . .

So is that why he wasn't feeling well?

[fate_ality]

NO t-that was completely different!

[moerines]

Ted? Oh, it's--I see.

[fate_ality]

...do you, really?

[moerines]

Genderswitch, right? Um, but obviously you're not really . . . yeah.

[fate_ality]

Right.

[onthenightroad]

YES! Other symptoms of pregnancy include food cravings which he has made me satiate with my mad dessert skills and also his butt's gotten bigger, right.

[moerines]

[ . . . hee] Well, I never thought of it that way.

[onthenightroad]

So congratulate him when you see him, okay? He's an up-and-coming mother! He's got the jitters and he has to know that we're all here to help him!

[moerines]

Um, of course! I'm Shirley, by the way.

[onthenightroad]

Miss Shirley! It's nice to meet you, I'm Father Abel Nightroad. Ted's employer!