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[onthenightroad]

[If you're hanging out by the chapel today, you're going to see a picturesque family-friendly outdoor party setting. There are tables! And balloons! And hors d’œuvres!]

HEY TED

HEY TED

HEY TED

Comments

[euphiemisms]

Isn't Ted... a boy's name?

[fate_ality]

...Euphie. Y-yes it is.

[euphiemisms]

... I think I understand now.

[fate_ality]

...No, no you don't. There is no baby. He's delusional.

[euphiemisms]

There must be a reason he thinks you're having one.

[fate_ality]

He thinks my personality makes me pregnant or something stupid like that.

[euphiemisms]

... I don't think it works that way.

[fate_ality]

It doesn't.

[euphiemisms]

I suppose that means someone should stop the party.

[fate_ality]

Well, no one HAS to stop the party, since it's all set up, but...

[euphiemisms]

But what?

[fate_ality]

I'm really NOT pregnant. And this is getting too much attention.

[euphiemisms]

It's the sparkling letters.

[fate_ality]

I know.

[euphiemisms]

Perhaps if you put up another sign...

[fate_ality]

Maybe.