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[onthenightroad]

[If you're hanging out by the chapel today, you're going to see a picturesque family-friendly outdoor party setting. There are tables! And balloons! And hors d’œuvres!]

HEY TED

HEY TED

HEY TED

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[fate_ality]

YOU CAN'T

[fate_ality]

...n-no one is pregnant, Princess.

[fate_ality]

He's mistaken.

[fate_ality]

NO

[fate_ality]

There is no father because the baby DOES NOT EXIST

[fate_ality]

NO

[fate_ality]

He said something about my mood.

[fate_ality]

Quite so.