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[deine_mutti]

*Just by the store, there is a laptop perched on a small table. Propped on the table is a sign:

Naked Photos for Auction. Please browse for selection.

And Kyouya sipping on tea not so far away.*

((OOC: If your character was naked on Naked Day, expect photos. Unless you're young and would ping pedophiles. Then you get no photos. Oh. And

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[classprotector]

How much?

[deine_mutti]

For whose?

[classprotector]

Kon.

[deine_mutti]

Ah... Well, since you two ARE married...

I'll offer it to you free of charge, unless someone else wants them.

[classprotector]

Can I beat up anyone else who wants them?

[deine_mutti]

I can't prevent you from doing anything.

[classprotector]

Just making sure.

[deine_mutti]

I do believe in the sanctity of marriage, after all.

[classprotector]

Very considerate of you. How much do I pay for ones of me?

[deine_mutti]

For yourself or as a gift?

[classprotector]

My anniversary's coming up.

[deine_mutti]

Well how about for [insert price here], I'll throw in an album and he gift wrapping as well.

[classprotector]

Cuz nothing says romantic like amateur porn.

...which means yes, yeah.

[deine_mutti]

Done deal.

The package shall be sent to you in three days time upon receipt of payment. Is that satisfactory?

[classprotector]

Can I just pay now?

[deine_mutti]

We can do that as well.

Cash, credit or other?